now i know how to really stand out.

remember all those jobs i'm so not getting? well, today i found the solution to all my worries. clearly, i had the whole résumé thing all wrong. all i needed is dithered's handy job title generator found today thanks to forty.something.

i've officially changed my résumé title to this:

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let's see what happens. this should be fun.